I was imposed upon today to attend a faculty meeting. These meeting always suck, I don’t teach (I guest lecture, but that’s a different story) and these meetings are a waste of my time (IMHO).

Also, teachers are a weird bunch. They all think they are comedians; at least my colleagues are of this belief. One, in particular, is fond of calling me “The Professor”, I guess he thinks it funny to call me that, personally I don’t get it.

Just as he was announcing the entrance of “The Professor”, I was inspired. Just as quick as that, I said:

I can’t be “The Professor” because I can’t make a single thing out of coconuts!

I think I might be in some sort of trouble for ruining his favorite joke.

Linked: basil’s