Green Bay Packers running back Noah Herron is having a tough time after foiling an attempted robbery at his home near TitleTown.
This week’s revelation that Packers running back Noah Herron had to use a bed post to fight off an intruder in his home over the weekend was another sign that professional athletes aren’t immune to crime, even in the NFL’s small-town haven.
First off, good on ya Noah! Unscrewing a bed post and whacking the bastard upside the head was fantastic and a thing of beauty.
This incident, of course, will result in a 10 day waiting period for buying beds and a deep background check for bed shoppers. Anything that can be used to protect oneself from crime has to have limits or citizens will run wild in the streets whacking one another with IWDs (Improvised Whacking Devices).
“IWDs”
Bwahahaaaaaa!!
Good post, Sinner.
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Comment by sillyblindharper — June 5, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
Hmmm… I think I would have filed this one under “Envy”
Comment by cathyf — June 6, 2008 @ 8:19 am