Now it finally makes sense! It turns out Julia Child was a spy for the OSS during World War 2.

I always wondered why she used so much butter and heavy cream in her recipes, now we know …

She must have had a license to kill…

This is just beyond my ability to rationalize, and that says a lot!

My office is getting web-camed up and I just got my webcam from IT. Its the Logitech QuickCam Pro 9000 and it came in the packaging below:

All that packaging for a camera that (without included stand) is smaller than a notebook micro-mouse. If you include all the parts that are actually used, its still smaller than my standard Microsoft [spit] mouse.

Oh… I forgot the CD…

I’m no enviro-nutcase but, dam people all that crap is already on it’s was to a landfill…

(P.S.) Why yes, I did take that picute with the webcam.

Alcohol cuts risk of developing rheumatoid arthritis

To Alcohol! The cause of and solution to… all of life’s problems!

Created by OnePlusYou

Oh man, really? DOH…

You can denounce whitey, you can dis 911 victims, you can even rail against the Jooooos, but you should really tread lightly when mentioning the the Italians.

Rocco, it seems da “Reverend” needs a little “adjustment” to his attitude.

(H/T) Insty

I had 2 cups of coffee and still could barely keep my eyes open. For just such and emergency I have one of these handy:

Drastic times call for drastic measures, I’d breaking the glass on the cabinet and will eat this. If I live, I will let you know what it was like.

Update: I was sleepy and distracted, now I am sleepy, distracted, jumpy, paranoid and in a bad mood. So far, Snickers Charged is not working out.

I wonder how many of the Seven Dwarves I am at this moment… An idea hatches…

[cue “Star Wars’ Imperial Music”] Our plans are nearly complete:

Video game giant Electronic Arts on Sunday said it had made an unsolicited $1.9 billion offer for “Grand Theft Auto” publisher Take-Two Interactive Software, escalating its battle with Activision for the title of biggest video game maker.

What is your bidding, my Master?

Yet Another Reason We Should Be Able to Drink at Work

To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems.

Beer is a way of life! Its MY way of life and I aims to keep it!

Who is Chuck Adkins?

This loser:

Why is he here and why are lots of other blogs talking about him?

Because he is a douchebag.

Check Please!

Yes, my friends, its about dam time that we have a new hottest chili.

In tests that yield Scoville heat units (SHUs), the Bhut Jolokia reached 1 million SHUs, almost double the SHUs of former hotshot Red Savina (a type of habanero pepper), which measured a mere 577,000.

Time to update that chili recipe!

A brief conversation with my morning coffee

A two cuppa coffee monday!

W00! Rock on! Let’s DO IT!

I’m gonna crash soon…

Could this be the return of “Conversations with my morning coffee”???

Maybe.. Just.. One… More.. Cup…

Ibn Warraq:

I don’t want to live in a society where I get stoned for committing adultery. I want to live in a society where I get stoned. And then commit adultery.