So, just a quick post from the referal stats…

This one jumped right out at me… The search terms are “sister lust” , I was floored that I would show up in such a search. “Lust” I get (often) but paired with “Sister”? Ewwww! What did I do????

Well, it pointed to this post which is a pretty tame post for the category.

Then I noticed where it came from and it all became quite clear…

Little Rock, Arkansas, United States

OK, carry on…

Did he or didn’t his have a look at some grade-A fine ass? Opinions vary.

AS I said during Bill Clinton’s “Hummer-gate”, I sure as heck hope he did. If the Alpha-Male of the USA can’t have a little pooper-peeky, what the heck chance do the rest of us slobs have?

Seriously, if he didn’t look it would be WAY worse in my eyes. Look at Sarkozy in those pictures. You wont see me praising the French much, but I have to give him his props, he takes a good look and is clearly enjoying it. Good on you Mr. President! If that is typical of Frenchmen, I may have to revisit my opinion of them.

Serioulsly.

I’ve been watching RayWilliamJohnson’s Equals 3 for a while now. Hes funny, but … well… not “easy on the eyes”, maybe if I were gay, but dammit I’m not. NTTAWWT

Anyway…

Imagine my surprise when a new episode comes out and there is a hot redhead hosting…

Ummm.. boy howdy the show is SO much better now… Sorry Ray, MeekaKitty is hawt and well… your not… Sorry

It took me a couple of views, but I think she is saying something totally awesome about monkeys…

I should watch it again…

Update: Why, yes this is a Rule 5 post. You wanna make something of it?

Ladies, you must know the we Men are pretty simple creatures. There is truth in the saying “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, but if you REALLY want to win a man’s heart you might need a bit more than just “food”. Maybe something like this:

Yep, that ought to do it…

UPDATE: Best of all, Its KOSHER!

As a fan of all things “Teh Shat”, I can tell you that I squealed like a schoolgirl when I saw this on Amazon.

Ladies… just move on to the next post… nothing to see here… these aren’t the boobsdroids you are looking for…

(more…)

Um… Sweetheart, there is a simple way to stop this from happening…

Bettie Page, Queen of pin-ups has died at age 85.

A very nice collection of her photos (along with the above) can be found here.

Rapists, Terrorists and Racists, OH MY!

Not only is Sarah Palin a state Governor (AK) and completely right on ANWR but she’s also SMOKIN’ HOT!

 

Figure it out Senator McCain! Put her on the ticket!

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Awesome stuff… Am I right fellas?

Original post: http://crankyprof.blogspot.com/2008/05/men-puzzle-me.html

HT: Gerbil TeX_LA_Native

Now that California has “Gay Marriage”, a few celebs are planning on tying the knot. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, who BTW is a loss to the male population. Portia… dahling… How do you look like that and like girls??? A dam dirty shame…

The one that really got to me is George Takei, I mean sure hes gay, hard to miss that, but he bagged a much younger guy…

Standard Orbit Mr. Sulu…

Cylon skinjob females are terminally HOTT while the males run from “meh” to “FEH!”. Sorta makes me think I would have a chance at this NSFW hottie.

Then I remember I’m not in that world… DOH!