Leonard Nimoy? … Man of Action???

I have to say I am BAFFLED!

You sir, are no William Shatner!

Firefox’s live spell checker understands the word “kvetch”.

This is totally awesome!

I love the list of stuff that is true of incoming college freshmen, I look for it every year and always get a chuckle.

This year is different in that I get a sigh/sob when reading #46

The Green Bay Packers (almost) always had the same starting quarterback.

Dam, that hurt…

My all time favorite is from a few years ago:

They have no idea what a pull top can looks like.

They never knew the joys of tearing off the tab from the ring and making it shoot at your buddy’s eye by flinking it with the ring…

Saps!

(HT): InstaGlenn

Here is my suggestion for a new theme song for Sen. Obama’s campaign:

Or maybe:

I guess I will have to keep an eye on the freekin’ Jets… gah! NoNONONONONONONONONONO!

Byte me Brett!

The feud between Palestinian factions has been escalated to a new level of violence:

Fight between Hamas-Fatah spreads to upper lips in mustache war

Those bastards are shaving off the mustaches and beards of captured rivals.

Namnam wore an unusually large mustache for more than 30 years. But while in prison, his Hamas interrogators shaved it off before finally releasing him.

The Aksa Martyrs Brigades issued a statement strongly condemning the shaving of Namnam’s mustache and threatening retaliation.

My sources in the area have told me of isolated cases where the “gunmen” terrorists have gone even further!

There have been rumors that Hamas filled a sleeping detainee’s hand with shaving creme and then tickled his nose. The Brigades retaliated by submerging the hand of one of their detainees in a bucket of warm water while he slept. The savagery of these people cannot be overestimated.

Terrorists indeed…

Of course, my source dare not reveal himself for fear of the dreaded short-sheeting of his bed. My source is continuously getting his hand wet in toilets because of the need to test it in case of a booby trap, usually a layer of cellophane. Animals!

UPDATE: CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!!111eleventy

Extreme content warning applies, its hard to look at…

via Memeorandum

As regular readers already know, I am a HUGE fan of William Shatner. What you may not know is that Mr. T comes in a close second in my heart.

Mr. T… CHECK!
Industrially modified vehicle … CHECK!
Outrageously oversize weapon… CHECK!
No causalities when said weapon is fired… CHECK!

Yep, thats the “A-Team” alright! The only thing missing is the truck flipping over, the occupants crawling out of it (to show you that they are OK) and only after they scurry away, blowing up in a ridiculously huge fireball. At least they crashed into something that make a mess…

What else can I say about Mr. T.? Just awesome! First the “totally excellent” WoW ad, now this homage to the show, sweet sweet 80s nirvana.

Bless you Allahpundit for bringing this to my attention!

Of course, someone has to harsh my mellow with complete full-frontal PC bullcarp.

Curse you Allahpundit for bringing this to my attention!

UPDATE: GaryHasDied sends this, saying “Its old”. Now I know how Ace feels…

Since I am pretty much stuck, I have YouTube time:

I saw an episode of Phineas and Firb with my daughter over the weekend and found it to be Hil-ar-ious! In the mold of Jay Ward, there is entertainment for both kids and adults.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

by watching TV with my daughter.

If 4 teenagers and a great dane pull up in a green van… its time to go…

Seriously, you should go.

For fans of LOLCats, here is a comic worth looking into…

(HT: Snoopicus)

Yeah yeah… whatev

I am off my game lately and I know it. I blame society.

Well society and Julia Nunes.

And, yes I have repeatedly played all her YouTube Videos… whats it to ya? You want a piece of me?

Anyway…

Until something else shiny comes along (like my new uke), I’ll be playing Julia’s videos (my current favorite) here at Casa Sins.

And yes, I know I’m old enough for her to my legitimate daughter, but that bubbly cuteness gets me every time.

For more from Julia Go here.

Looking for a home for an attack kitteh on Craigslist.

He makes it sound so inviting…

(ht: Snoopicus)

P.S. Dude, theres no way it could stand up to Chuck Norris… just sayin’

via AOSHQ comes an introduction to some slothy fun!

As the author/performer says: “Attention ukulele fans! This is your one-stop-shop for ukulele-based entertainment.“

I couldn’t improve on that…

Seriously, its awesome! Here is my favorite so far…

UPDATE: Looking for a Nice gift for you’re ‘ol uncle Sinner?

REALLY cool pics of Mars with interesting commentary.

Check it out!

Geek alert! The non-geeks among us… wait … there are none… enjoy.